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World of Warcraft Humor

Post by dfishnet » Fri Jun 09, 2017 4:26 pm

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Post by dfishnet » Sun Jun 11, 2017 6:52 pm

A dwarf goes into a bar in Stormwind and orders four beers. He starts drinking them, one sip each at a time, and after about a half hour he's finished all four, pays, and leaves.

The next day he returns, doing the same thing. The bartender looks at him funny, but pours the four drinks and serves them. He drinks them the same way, until he finishes all four, pays, and leaves again.

The third day, when the dwarf returns, the barkeep can't take it anymore. "If you drink the beers one at a time, they'll all be cold and won't get flat at the end. Why do you want all four at the same time?"

The dwarf explains: I have a brother in Ironforge, one in Booty Bay, and one who lives on Theramore Isle. We can't get together as much as we want, so at the same time each day we all go to a bar and order a round. We drink 'em all and pretend we're all at a bar together".

The barkeeper nods and serves four beers. Nobody else disturbs the dwarf while he finishes off the four beers.

The next day the dwarf comes into the bar, but only orders three beers. Silence falls. Nobody at the bar can look the poor dwarf in the eye. Finally, the barkeeper walks over to try to console him. "I'm so sorry for your loss. Do you want to talk about it? tell us what happened to your fourth brother".

The dwarf looks confused for a moment, then bursts out laughing.

"It's not what you think!!! I just quit drinking today!"

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Post by dfishnet » Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:13 pm

A new business was opening in Stormwind and one of the owner's friends wanted to send a basket of herbs for the occasion.

They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said “Rest In Peace”.

The owner was furious and marched down to the Herbalist to complain.

“Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should be feeling bad for those who received your basket”

The owner stared at the herbalist with a confused look on his face.

“Well..” said the herbalist, “Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today and they have a lovely basket of herbs with a note saying “Congratulations on your new location!””

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Post by dfishnet » Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:15 pm

Why didn't the warrior cross the road? No path available.

What's a rogue's favourite drink? Subtle tea.

How does Naxxramas fly? With its four wings.

How do you know someone's been playing since Vanilla? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Post by dfishnet » Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:19 pm

A gnome, a worgen and a nightelf work at the same bar, they dwarven boss deceides to rewards them gold based on the distance(in cm) between 2 points on their bodies, and asks them to name the points to measure.

Nightelf (raises left hand in the air): left middle finger to right small toe (gets measured and receives 280 gold)
The worgen thinks that is great and mimics the elf, ends up receiving 260 gold pieces.
Both are now smiling @ the gnome, who then says: same for me please, but I lost my right small toe in outland.

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Post by dfishnet » Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:25 pm

Why do many girls pick druids?
So they can purr like a kitten 3 weeks/month and rage like a bear the 4th.

Arthas and Uther walk into a building, Arthas asks "what is that switch for?"
Uther: FOR THE LIGHT

Why aren't Warriors using intellect enchants?
Because they don't want their weapons to be smarter than themselves.

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Re: World of Warcraft Humor

Post by dfishnet » Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:26 pm

Three best friends are talking about their husbands advantages:

- My husband is a Warrior and he has a lot of stamina!

- My husband is a Rogue and he knows a lot of tricks!

They both look at the third one sitting there quietly, looking as if she was scared.

- My... My husband is a Mage and I hate polymorph.

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